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Pipedream is a bigwig sex toy company that I hate. Misogynist copy and a complete lack of morals are a few reasons; shitty products is another.

The Jimmyjane Rumble Seat, a white plastic toilet-looking chair with a grey vibrating bump on top, standing in front of my sex toy closet.
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Review: Rumble Seat

When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
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Pipedream Ceramix No. 4 ceramic dildo
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Review: Ceramix No. 4

I wanted to feel the sensation of water sloshing in my vagina. Like the refreshing feeling of wading into the ocean....
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Pipedream Ceramix line
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Sex toy news: ceramic dildos and moustache-shaped vibrators

The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
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Pipedream Original Peter Piper pipe/dildo hybrid against a psychedelic rainbow background.
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Um, No: Peter Piper and Erotic Cigar

So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
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Review: Icicles No. 8

The story of the Icicles No. 8 begins with my Gold Ribbed Love Wand — or, as I fondly call...
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RECHARGEABLE! MAGIC WAND!
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Sex toy news: uncut dildos and a rechargeable Hitachi

If it seems like it’s been 5,000 years since Jimmyjane released something new, it has. Now, they have graced us...
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Fucking Sculptures Double Trouble glass dildo
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Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
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LELO Luna Beads Noir kegel balls
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Sex toy news: thrusting toys and blinged-out vibes

Dude, Tantus has gone nuts with the new things this month! Not only did they re-design their website (eradicating most...
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A blister pack of four sample sizes of stimulating creams, called "Me So Horny Cream," "Anal Eaze," "Moist," and "Sure Grip." At least they're sample sizes?
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Um, No: Make Her Slap You Kit

This is the most epic recipe for failure ever. Pipedream’s Turn Her On Kit: For the perfect encounter. Everything you...
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Hi, I’m Piph, and I have a very discerning vagina.

For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Tiny dildos from Tantus, Bad Dragon and Fun Factory standing up on a wooden display shelf.

Review: Tiny Dildos

Cards in a sex game called "Foreplay"

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The simplehuman Sensor Pump on my nightstand, squirting lube onto my Pure Wand.

Review: Automatic lube dispenser

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