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Doc Johnson

Doc Johnson is one of the big four sex toy manufacturers, in addition to California Exotic, Topco, and Pipedream.

All you need to know is that they are the perpetrators of the Deen Peen.

2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...

As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I...

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...

In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,...

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to...