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Review: James Deen dildos

October 15, 2012

THE MOST ANTICIPATED SEX TOYS OF THE YEAR… WELL, ON TUMBLR ANYWAY. Having followed porn star James Deen for years,... Keep Reading

Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

December 20, 2012

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading

Sex Toy Reviews Vibrators

Review: iVibe Egg

June 23, 2009

Sure, bullet/egg vibes rule. They’re tiny and portable and made for the clit. In a way, they’re all bound to... Keep Reading

Joy Finger, a vibrator with a bandaid-colored human-like finger-shaped sleeve on the end.

Features Hell Yes / Um, No

Um, No: “Joy” Finger

March 2, 2010

In the biggest product name FAIL of all time, I present to you the Joy Finger from Doc Johnson. I... Keep Reading

Best & Worst Sex Toys of the Year Guides

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2017

December 31, 2017

2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got... Keep Reading

Doc Johnson TruSkyn line: Tru Butt Plug Smooth, Tru Ride, Tru Feel, Tru Curve sitting on a black platter on top of a bed.

Anal Toys Dildos Sex Toy Reviews

Review: Doc Johnson TruSkyn

December 10, 2017

I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading

Bendable Vertebrae vibrators: colorful, worm-like vibrators in strange positions... because they have SPINES.

"The Industry"Banter Greatest Hits Toybox Reports

Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

July 22, 2013

In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,... Keep Reading

Bro Sleeve (Doc Johnson Helping Head masturbation sleeve) on fuzzy red and orange carpet.

Guest Reviews Penis Toys Sex Toy Reviews

Guest Review: Bro Sleeve (Good Head Helping Head sleeve)

April 21, 2015

As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain... Keep Reading

Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

Review: Dame Kip and Pom

Review: Zumio E

Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

Review: OhMyG

Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

Queer sex party chronicles: hi, I’m new here

Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

That time I came out to my entire high school

Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

Epiphora-approved sex toy shops

Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

Epiphora-approved porn