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Topco

Topco is one of the big four sex toy manufacturers, in addition to California Exotic, Doc Johnson, and Pipedream. They make generic things and sometimes really upsetting things.

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Sex toy news: vibrating orbs and pony tail butt plugs

The We-Vibe 4 is almost here. It’s smaller than the We-Vibe 3, with a much-improved remote. But it’s only available...
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Bendable Vertebrae vibrators: colorful, worm-like vibrators in strange positions... because they have SPINES.
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Terrible sex toys I used to lust after

In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory,...
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Why why why why why why. A double-ended dildo, in which one side is cream-colored, and the other is chocolate-colored.
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Um, No: Interracial Double Dong

Um… Er… How is this even… Why…? So you can express your racial preference… with a friend? No more arguing...
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Bleeding Pussy Stroker with Blood Lubricant
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Um, No?: Topco’s Fucked line

Okay, so, Topco has this new toy line entitled Fucked, and… I’m don’t even know what to think about it....
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Topco Dual Pussy and Ass Stroker. Two vaginas, two buttholes.
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Um, No: Dual Pussy & Ass Stroker

Acquaint yourself with Carmen Luvana’s pussy, Austyn Moore’s pussy, Carmen Luvana’s ass, and Austyn Moore’s ass. This is, I’m guessing,...
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The Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets glass dildo, covered in little orange spikes, standing upright near some pointy green fake grass.
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Review: Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets

On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
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Review: Gyrating Massager

When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
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Review: Her Perfect Fit

A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
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Topco U Touch Side vibrator.
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Review: U Touch Side

I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
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Tenga Iroha vibrators
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
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Legend for my header

Yes, my friends! The time has come! No longer will you have to slave away on the internets trying to...
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Joanna Angel's Whip Vibe, a horrific black spiked shaft with rubbery pink and black tails on the end.
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Um, No: Joanna Angel’s whip vibe

OH GOD, NO. DON’T COME ANY CLOSER WITH THAT THING. I KNOW WHAT THAT SHIT FEELS LIKE. I DON’T NEED...
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Review: Sex Tarts round-up

Flavored lubes notoriously suffer from too-sweet syndrome — and gross-aftertaste syndrome — which is why I am generally skeptical of...
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April Flores and her pussy
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More real than usual

Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
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Sarah Palin sex doll
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Sarah Palin in plastic, with orifices

Topco has released a Sarah Palin sex doll. When I saw it, my first reaction was to laugh excitedly. Then...
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For over 15 years, I’ve been testing sex toys and writing about them on the internet.

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Magic Banana kegel exerciser and dildo, surrounded by plastic letters from the Bananagrams game spelling out "EMPOWERMENT."

Review: Magic Banana

Fun Factory Stronic G pulsator on a slab of white marble.

Review: Stronic G

The Sybian... and packing materials.

Today in my life… a stranger on the internet gifted me a Sybian

Jimmyjane Little Chroma on top of my blender.

Review: Little Chroma

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