There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim... Keep Reading
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,... Keep Reading
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in... Keep Reading
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am... Keep Reading
Lovehoney didn’t have to talk me into reviewing the Sqweel 2. I’m not sure why. You’d think, after experiencing the vulva hog... Keep Reading
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I... Keep Reading
The Wet for Her Two is… um, actually, what is it? Is it a dildo? A sleeve? Should I call it... Keep Reading
The SaSi is no longer in production.The closest approximation is the LELO Ora. There’s also the Womanizer. The Je Joue SaSi... Keep Reading
[There are two newer Sqweels now! Read my reviews of the Sqweel 2 and Sqweel Go.] The only clue I had to... Keep Reading
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I... Keep Reading
