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    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Queer sex party chronicles: hi, I’m new here

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    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

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May 26, 2022
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When... Keep Reading
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September 23, 2021
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February 23, 2020
In high school, words were my power. Nobody paid attention to me otherwise. I was a queer kid coming of... Keep Reading
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June 3, 2018
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A decade of sex blogging. Cupcake butt plug and Shilo.
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A decade of sex blogging

October 12, 2017
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
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The Coming Out Interviews, pt. 1: Mom, I’m queer

May 9, 2017
I’ve had to come out to my parents more than once. When I was 14, I wrote them a letter... Keep Reading
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Jack-off Journal #19

August 8, 2015
February 11, 2015 META JACK-OFF JOURNAL. After spending all day finishing Jack-off Journal #18, I gave it to Kynan to... Keep Reading
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 3: Fuck Yeah!

May 3, 2010
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes... Keep Reading
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission

March 8, 2010
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the... Keep Reading
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 4

February 8, 2010
Courtney Trouble and I didn’t mean to have a drunken online chat; it just happened. I’d been meaning to email... Keep Reading
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Review: Bordello

February 8, 2010
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a... Keep Reading
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Review: Roulette Berlin

February 7, 2010
Roulette Berlin follows in the footsteps of Roulette Dirty South and the original Roulette; it is a film composed of... Keep Reading
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A chat with Courtney Trouble, pt. 3

February 6, 2010
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 2

February 6, 2010
I was really impressed by Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I was practically foaming at the mouth to watch Seven Minutes in... Keep Reading
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