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New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer
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Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
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Sex toy news: a pint-sized Doxy and devil horn cervix ticklers

We-Vibe is making cock rings! And a butt plug! All of ’em are app-compatible, which makes a lot of sense...
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Sex toy news: rimming butt plugs and LELO’s gravest mistake

Easily the most exciting news this time around comes from Doxy, who previewed several shiny bullet vibes at ETO, both...
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Sex toy news: uncircumcised packers and questionable marketing choices

Vibratex has released a series of rechargeable mini vibes called The Girls. Princessa looks just freakish enough for me to...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2017

2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got...
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New York Toy Collective Carter silicone dildo on a nightstand, next to a golden lamp base and a floral tea cup.
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Review: Carter

I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
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Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an oddly-shaped mini vibe (my girlfriend: "it's like someone said, make it look like a penis AND a vulva"), and Bi Stronic Fusion,
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Sex toy news: scented vibrators and remote-controlled underwear

Fun Factory has a whole host of new stuff! There’s Miss Bi, a dual vibe with two strong-ass motors; Calice, an...
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Hot Octopuss Queen Bee oscillating rechargeable vibrator on a yellow polka dot plate.

Review: Queen Bee

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Fun Factory Volta rechargeable vibrator hanging out in a glass bowl of sea glass.

Review: Volta

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Review: Revel Body

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