We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going...
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I...
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to...
