Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first.... Keep Reading
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since... Keep Reading
This is the 600th post on this blog. I got all sentimental when I hit 500 posts, so this time I’m going... Keep Reading
This is the 500th post on this here blog. I felt like it needed some sort of commemoration, so I... Keep Reading
I started this blog 3 years ago with no aspirations. No goals. Not knowing what to tweet about. Not knowing what to... Keep Reading
