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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Sex blogger field notes: audio journal

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

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    Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

    Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

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    Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

    A basket of fruit and vegetables (carrot, cucumber, yam, corn, bunch of bananas) in the grass, on top of a tea towel with the word "MASTURBATION" on it.

    Produce fucking: which fruit or veggie makes the best dildo?

    Lora DiCarlo Osé twisted up in the only semi-usable position. Also some others from the line: Baci, Carezza, and Filare.

    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Epiphora-approved porn

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LuzArte (formerly Jollies)

Formerly known as Jollies, LuzArte is a quirky silicone sex toy company. They make one of my fave dildos, the polka-dotted Jollet (and once made the groundbreaking Mr. Man).

The company has been through many changes over the years. They ceased production in 2011, resurfaced in 2012 as Chavez Dezignz, folded again in 2014, and popped up anew in 2018 as LuzArte.

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Sex toys from defunct manufacturers Jollies, Whipspider Rubberworks, Eros & Isis, Fucking Sculptures, Papaya Toys, and Ophoria
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesSex Toy News

When we lose sex toy companies we love

July 30, 2017
Everything’s temporary if you give it enough time. Jewel Last week, I learned that Fucking Sculptures is closing up shop....
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Guest Review: Jollet

November 8, 2012
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
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4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
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4-year blogiversary giveaway winners

October 29, 2012
Wow. I’m about 99% certain my 4-year blogiversary giveaway was the most successful giveaway in the history of this blog....
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4-year blogiversary giveaway sex toy prizes
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4-year blogiversary giveaway — 15 prizes!

October 3, 2012
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
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Custom Jollie dildo! It's turquoise and glittery, with cupcakes and the words "CONSENT IS SEXY" embedded in the silicone.
Giveaways

And the winner of the custom dildo is…

March 23, 2012
Aidyn! Thank you all for entertaining me for hours with your ideas for what you’d put in a custom dildo....
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Just a sample of what Jollies can do with their dildos! Dildos with stars and skulls inside.
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Win a custom dildo — with anything you want inside it!

March 4, 2012
Have you ever thought to yourself, “dildos are fun and all, but they’d be way cooler if I could put...
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The polka dot Jollet and a purple Jollie standing next to each other, near a green shower caddy.
"The Industry"BanterFeaturesSex Toy News

Jollies resurfaces… on Etsy

January 19, 2012
I mourned the death of sex toy company Jollies half a year ago, but it looks like we all might...
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Jollies / LuzArte Jack, Thrust, Mr. Man, and Jollie lying on the floor.
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Goodbye, Jollies

June 21, 2011
I suspected it was coming when I saw the Jollies toys disappearing from the stores. Everything becoming out of stock....
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Review: Jollet

March 14, 2010
The Jollies / LuzArte Jollet: it looks so simple, but there is virtually no other dildo like it. And not just...
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Review: Luna

August 26, 2009
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
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Review: Rider

August 7, 2009
The Jollies / LuzArte Rider is an unusual beast. Part lump of silicone, part vibrator, it is meant to nestle...
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Jollies Mr. Man blowjob dildo
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Review: Mr. Man

June 25, 2009
The Jollies Mr. Man is an understated genius of a dildo. It doesn’t look special from afar, but the hole...
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More real than usual

December 3, 2008
Ignore the fact that there has not been a product like this until now, friggin’ 2008, because then we can...
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A revolutionary cock

November 19, 2008
Sometimes I talk about the future of sex toys whimsically, hopefully, as though all toys will one day be made...
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Epiphora's best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday!

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Me wearing my harness with the Vixen Creations Leo dildo inside, an orange dildo with a bat pattern.

Queer sex party chronicles: pumpkin spice orgy

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool's retrospective

Dildo jokes forever: a 15-year April Fool’s retrospective

Epiphora's Black Friday sex toy sales and deals!

Best sex toy deals for Black Friday + Cyber Monday! (2023)

A circle of people wearing harnesses and dildos, arranged in a circle and shot from above. Dildos pointing into the middle.

Queer sex party chronicles: a magical birthday

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Shiri Zinn Cupcake vibrator, and the tools to dismantle the patriarchy. (Fork and knife.)

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Black LELO Ora (original), blue LELO Ora 2 on a hardwood floor.

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Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

Sex toys getting me through the pandemic

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