My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
I was going to ignore PicoBong altogether. Although I was initially drawn to the brand because, well, LELO invented it...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
The Toyfriend Ticklers will fool you, with their neon colors and cute-ass shapes. But their adorableness is matched, even overtaken,...
There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...