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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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Review: Evi

May 6, 2018
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after... Keep Reading
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Review: Stronic G

November 19, 2017
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Review: Dame Eva

December 17, 2016
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my... Keep Reading
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Review: Bubble Love

May 2, 2016
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Review: kGoal

September 3, 2015
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Review: We-Vibe Tango Pleasure Mate Collection (Dusk and Glow)

December 20, 2014
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a... Keep Reading
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Review: Ida

October 10, 2013
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