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    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer

    Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

    Review: OhMyG

    Review: Caress

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

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    That time I came out to my entire high school

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    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

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    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure by Lynn Comella, on the arm of a couch, with coffee nearby.
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Review: Vibrator Nation

August 21, 2018
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”... Keep Reading
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I’m published in Best Sex Writing of the Year, Volume 1!

June 17, 2015
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —... Keep Reading
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Review: The Feminist Porn Book

March 5, 2013
Wedged between my consumption of Fast Food Nation and We Need to Talk About Kevin, I inhaled The Feminist Porn Book. I... Keep Reading
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Hey Epiphora delivered to your Kindle

May 24, 2012
Dudes! You can now subscribe to my blog on your Kindle! After you subscribe, my full blog posts will be... Keep Reading
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Review: The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation

February 9, 2012
It’s not like I needed to read The Secrets of Great G-Spot Orgasms and Female Ejaculation. I discovered my G-spot three... Keep Reading
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Jack’s Blowjob Lessons: the scam and the take-down

February 6, 2012
A while back, I heard rumblings of some misogynistic fool named Jack Hutson emailing bloggers about his $47 blowjob ebook.... Keep Reading
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Review: The Big Book of Sex Toys

March 5, 2010
Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already... Keep Reading

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