What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to... Keep Reading
Eroscillator
The Eroscillator is one of the best vibrators I’ve ever tried (although it’s not technically a vibrator, since it oscillates rather than vibrating). It has its own tag because I talk about it too much.
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me... Keep Reading
Sometimes I wait an embarrassingly long time to clean my sex toys. But that’s the beauty of non-porous toys — they clean... Keep Reading
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to... Keep Reading
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the... Keep Reading
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually... Keep Reading
March 4th, 2010 You know what’s hard to watch? An hour and 16 minutes of nothing but cocksucking. But I... Keep Reading
February 9th, 2010 Dear diary, today I learned that masturbation while drunk is really fucking annoying. I spent most of... Keep Reading
Reading The Big Book of Sex Toys, I learned that it’s hard to read a book about subject I already... Keep Reading
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting... Keep Reading
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a... Keep Reading
January 2nd, 2010 Although I’d just read a terrible piece of “science,” I was too tired to go for the... Keep Reading
November 17th, 2009 I watched a threesome scene in The King of Coochie 4, with Sasha Grey, Sunny Lane, and... Keep Reading
November 3rd, 2009 Settled into bed with Roulette on my laptop and the Better than Chocolate on my clit, for... Keep Reading
I have discovered it: orgasmic utopia. It first happened on October 5th; I wrote, “I have discovered the dual, synchronized... Keep Reading
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall... Keep Reading
