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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

    Dame Kip and Pom rechargeable silicone bullet vibrators

    Review: Dame Kip and Pom

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    New York Toy Collective Jack 2-in-1 FTM stroker & packer

    Guest Review: Jack stroker & packer

    Review: OhMyG

    Review: Caress

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    Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.

    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

    Sex toys on top of wrapping paper.

    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

    My column in the high school paper, with the headline "Breaking four years of silence." There is a rainbow gradient effect over the image.

    That time I came out to my entire high school

    My logo on top of a glorious sex toy array, on top of a turquoise vulva-esque backdrop.

    Welcome to the NEW Hey Epiphora!

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    The (not so) harrowing tale of my IUD insertion

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    Sex toy sales, deals, and promos

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Good Vibrations (often shortened to Good Vibes) is a popular and longstanding sex shop, both online and off. They also make some of their own toys under the name Pleasure Works. Check out my favorite toys that they carry.

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Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

April 11, 2020
Sex shop floors, once bustling with customers, have morphed into makeshift staging areas for packing online orders. The display dildos... Keep Reading
Vibrator Nation: How Feminist Sex-Toy Stores Changed the Business of Pleasure by Lynn Comella, on the arm of a couch, with coffee nearby.
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Review: Vibrator Nation

August 21, 2018
I proudly identify as a “dildo slinger” — that’s a much way cooler way of saying “sex toy retail worker.”... Keep Reading
Good Vibes Rippler dildo on concrete.
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Review: Rippler

March 17, 2012
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a... Keep Reading
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Giveaway: Green sex toys for everyone!

February 28, 2011
I’ve never been a big participator in St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t go out and get wasted on Irish Car... Keep Reading
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Review: My Own Master

July 8, 2010
There is something about Kimberly Kane’s brain that I really like. My Own Master, her latest directorial movie, reminds me... Keep Reading
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 3: Fuck Yeah!

May 3, 2010
Courtney Trouble’s Seven Minutes in Heaven is a queer reality porn series. I am enamored with the first Seven Minutes... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Billy Castro Does the Mission, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Billy Castro Does the Mission

March 8, 2010
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Bordello, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Bordello

February 8, 2010
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Roulette Berlin, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Roulette Berlin

February 7, 2010
Roulette Berlin follows in the footsteps of Roulette Dirty South and the original Roulette; it is a film composed of... Keep Reading
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven 2

February 6, 2010
I was really impressed by Seven Minutes in Heaven, so I was practically foaming at the mouth to watch Seven Minutes in... Keep Reading
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Review: Roulette Dirty South

February 5, 2010
Roulette Dirty South is the second installment in Courtney Trouble’s Roulette series, which consists of vignette-style films. Per its name,... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Seven Minutes in Heaven, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Seven Minutes in Heaven

February 4, 2010
Billed as the “first ever gonzo queer film,” Seven Minutes in Heaven is a reality porn film that gathers a... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Speakeasy, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Speakeasy

February 3, 2010
I had high hopes for Speakeasy, Courtney Trouble’s third film, because its premise is incredibly hot: a detective discovers an... Keep Reading
DVD cover of Nostalgia, queer porn directed by Courtney Trouble
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Review: Nostalgia

February 2, 2010
Besides having one of the most kickass porno titles of all time, Nostalgia is porn with purpose: to re-create “Golden... Keep Reading
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Review: Roulette

February 1, 2010
Roulette is Courtney Trouble’s first film, so sure — it’s clumsy. It’s awkward. The production values are lacking. It’s shot... Keep Reading
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It’s Courtney Trouble week!

February 1, 2010
If you don’t know who Courtney Trouble is, you should get on that. Creator of the groundbreaking queer porn site... Keep Reading

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