The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Let me teach you things! Such as how to become a savvy sex toy shopper and avoid sex toys that will poison you.
Ramblings, usually about sex toys, sometimes about my gaping vagina, sometimes about sex-related falsehoods perpetuated by the media. Notable subcategories include Disingenuous Assholes and True Life: I’m A Sex Toy Reviewer.
Calvin Banks, porn performer at CockyBoys, is my gay boy crush. This man is my definition of a golden god: windswept curly hair, expert-level sex skills, deliciously switchy energy, and good lord, the words that come out of his mouth.