The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
