The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
When I was but a wee sex toy reviewer, every new sex toy material was a treat. Not yet jaded...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
The Pleasure Works Rippler is like what the Tantus Echo wants to be when it grows up. It is a beast. A glimmering, swirly green beast; a beast that, sadly, promises much more than it delivers. I know. Despite the fact that I love large dildos, textured dildos, and toys...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
