It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still...
I squirt every time I use the New York Toy Collective Carter. Movement or not. No matter the external vibe....
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
I did it. I got Johnny — a realistic dildo with BALLS. And VEINS! And… and… balls! (Keen readers will...
The Vixen Creations Outlaw is a beast. I think we can all agree on that. Towering at a freakish 8...