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Limited edition tie dye Maverick. My first one was a flesh tone.
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Review: Maverick

I used to be frightened of realistic dildos. The flesh tones, the veins, the balls — all of it. It...
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Vixen Creations Randy dildo in the chocolate color, chilling with some moss on my patio.
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Review: Randy

Randy Field Diary, Day #1 — Arrival My vagina is not ready for the brown beast they classify as “Randy.”...
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NobEssence Seduction among some green leaves.
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Review: Seduction

The S-shaped NobEssence Seduction looks more like a beautiful decorative sculpture than a dildo. Made of Purpleheart wood and sealed with...
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Review: Astrovibe

I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
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Review: Candy Stick

Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
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Review: Benjamin Bond

When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
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