The world wants to know which household objects can be used as dildos. Pervs have been googling that, pants around...
September 19, 2017 Decided to livetweet slathering my genitals with weed-enhanced lubricant spray. I’d done it once before, with my vulva,...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
So this is an actual thing. I don’t know why it’s called The Original Peter Piper, because I’m pretty sure the original Peter Piper is the one from 1813 who picked a peck of pickled peppers, not a glass dildo for potheads. But then again, this is from Pipedream,...
