The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
Is it a sign things are finally looking up? Fuck, I’ll take anything. A pair of legendary vibrators, cult classics,...
The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
FINALLY. Fucking finally. I’ve been waiting years for LELO to upgrade their humble little clit vibe, Siri. While they were...
It’s not often that a new sex toy company comes out of the woodwork with a product that immediately garners critical acclaim...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
