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Jopen

Jopen is the higher-end arm of cheap and huge sex toy manufacturer California Exotic Novelties. I’m conflicted about them, because they created the mistake that is the Intensity but also the glory that is the Comet G Wand. Their lines have silly names like Key, Pave, and Callie.

BMS Factory Pillow Talk Sassy rechargeable G-spot vibrator lying on some soft grey fur.
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Review: Sassy

I have some big news I’ve been dying to share. No, no, I’m not pregnant. Not getting married. Moving? Uh,...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2014

Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a...
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Fun Factory Amorino
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Sex toy news: long-distance sex toys and useless gimmicks

The BIG! NEWS! of the moment is LELO’s latest product, the Ora. It’s basically a re-imagined SaSi, which I gotta...
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Me grasping the Jopen VR1 kegel balls, with rainbow-painted nails.
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Review: Jopen Vanity VR1

The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
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Pipedream Ceramix line
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Sex toy news: ceramic dildos and moustache-shaped vibrators

The PVC James Deen dildo was found to be 61% phthalates. Doc Johnson responded with some jibberish. ANME happened and...
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Tenga Iroha vibrators
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Sex toy news: silicone paddles and self-lubricating vibrators

Tenga is breaking out of the masturbation sleeve box they’ve created for themselves, and are now making rechargeable vibrators. I...
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Wake Up Vibe alarm clock vibrator
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Sex toy news: alarm clock vibrators and progressive misogyny

It’s always a good day when Jimmyjane comes out with something new. And by “good day,” I mean “giggle fest.”...
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LELO Mia 2 vibrator
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Sex toy news: bejeweled dildos and shell-shaped cock rings

It looks like Papaya Toys is finally releasing the Ice, a silicone dildo with an acrylic jewel embedded in one...
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Jopen Key Ceres Lace vibrator lying on a hardwood floor.
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Review: Ceres Lace

I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
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Jopen Key Comet II Wand (bottom) with Comet G Wand in the snow.
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Review: Comet II Wand

Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2013

2013 was a good year. I attended CatalystCon East AND CatalystCon West (even doing a panel), hit 500 posts, became a superhero, conducted my most elaborate April Fool’s...
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Colorful vibrators and kegel balls surrounded by iridescent curly ribbons.
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Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,...
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Jopen Key Comet G Wand dildo balanced on top of a heart-shaped bowl, courtesy of Alex.
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Guest Review: Comet G Wand

Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
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HELLO MY SWEET. The Comet G Wand lying on a colorful striped platter.
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Review: Comet G Wand

It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
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Epiphora's best sex toys of 2012
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Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2012

Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
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Jopen Key line vibrators
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Sex toy news: watery inserts and “glass-like” materials

Aneros announced the release of their “first female product,” Evi. Despite the problematic nature of that phrase, I still want...
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Scare-tactic G-spot headlines complete with stock photos of women and feet.

An abridged guide to decoding horseshit articles about the G-spot

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Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

The Taffy Tickler Silicone Sweets glass dildo, covered in little orange spikes, standing upright near some pointy green fake grass.

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