Having jacked off to pornographic material for two decades now, I think I’ve earned the title “porn connoisseur.” I’ve been...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
...As we walk up the stairs into the Kink.com Armory, a horde of skateboarding stoners asks, “hey, are you guys models?!” When we don’t reply, they yell, “YOU ARE, AREN’T YOU!?” The tour guide shows us a padded cell, interrogation room, slaughterhouse, kitchen complete with fake food, bathroom, doctor’s office, gym where they...
“Glamorous” is not at all a word I would use to describe my life, yet the world continues thinking my...
In this episode of True Life: I’m a Sex Toy Reviewer, I am in disbelief as I unbox this sex machine,...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
