Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the... Keep Reading
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist... Keep Reading
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand... Keep Reading
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols... Keep Reading
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to... Keep Reading
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,... Keep Reading
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital... Keep Reading
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most... Keep Reading
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,... Keep Reading
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On... Keep Reading
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,... Keep Reading
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a... Keep Reading
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%... Keep Reading
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi... Keep Reading
