Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
IS THAT A CORDLESS HITACHI????? —everyone on earth whenever I post a photo of the Magic Wand Rechargeable Yes. Yes,...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
The Wahl is easily lost in the shuffle — usually only mentioned in the same breath as the Hitachi as another once-innocent...
The Vibratex Mystic Wand is a damn good sex toy. No caveats, no horror stories. It just gets things right....
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
I’m going to say it: the Hitachi Magic Wand and I are not very close. I completely understand the appeal,...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
When I hear the word “swan,” I think of a few things. Grace. Elegance. The color white. Bjork. Overwrought symbols...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
Say you’re in a sex toy megastore along the highway. You’re on a road trip, making a pit stop to...
It seems that making miniature Hitachi knock-offs is in style. I’ve already found my mini Hitachi knock-off lover — the...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
