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    Good riddance, Lora DiCarlo

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    Review: We-Vibe Touch X + Tango X

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    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Queer sex party chronicles: every night a blank slate

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Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

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