Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
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It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
