Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words,...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Look at me! I started a YouTube account for making videos of sex toys! This one is of the Gyrating...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
