It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Today I’m releasing exclusive tapes from last month’s masturbatory adventures. These are my intimate audio notes from out in the...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
Whip out your genitals and prepare to get huge, y’all, because we’re doing something different today. It’s a video review!...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The...
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
I am one of many who grew up getting my orgasms from the bathtub faucet. Legs spread, back against the...
It’s a genius name for a sex toy, because it conveys so much. Caress, like the breeze casually ruffling a...
As you may know, LELO was kind enough to send me their new cock ring, Bo. I have never owned a...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
Taylor Swift had two albums to her name. Instagram didn’t exist. We had yet to name our roman empires, show...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
It’s still surreal to say. I’m published. My name. Epiphora. On the pages of a book. Followed by my words —...
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In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...