[From Crash Pad, one of the best sites on the internet for feminist porn, censored to protect Tumblr’s delicate sensibilities.] As I write this, sipping a chestnut praline latte at my local Starbucks, I know I’m living on borrowed time. Last week, Starbucks caved to pressure from an anti-porn organization and announced that starting in 2019, they will be blocking “pornography and illegal content” on their wifi networks. This, of course, means the salacious and utterly disgraceful sex toy review blog you are currently reading will likely become inaccessible. Then yesterday, Tumblr hammered the final nail in the coffin of their increasingly-aggressive crusade against adult content, stating that such content will no longer be allowed on the platform. Yeah, on Tumblr, . . . read more

I know this may be hard to believe, but I am not a sex maniac. I do not have sex on the brain 24/7. And most importantly, I do not feel the need to sex-ify things that I say, or say things that are ~hot~, to appease others. For example, my tweets so far today: It’s the first day I wake up and want to turn on the heater. Oh boy. I watched the documentary Babies last night. Don’t tell my mom. Q: Places to get stock images that can be used on a blog — ready, set, GO! Can’t do much work with a kitty on me. It’s a hard life. But oh, oh, I mentioned a cat! Therefore, . . . read more

Yes indeed, I run what the general population would call a “sex blog.” I spend my days drafting posts about sex toys, porn, and more sex toys. I am incredibly open about my sexual rendezvous (although I’ve never wanted to write erotica or anything like it, making me a lot less explicit than some other sex bloggers). And yes, dear god, I hang out on Twitter, Google Talk, and Facebook, where my musings about sexy things are published to those who follow me. This should not be an invitation to wheedle, harass, or talk dirty to me — yet some men take it as one. Clearly, they feel entitled. They feel that my sex blogging immediately positions me as a . . . read more

I’m so excited I can hardly sit still! This new blog, and my new Twitter, are working wonders for me. Today, Ansley Agnello posted a review of the Flexi Felix and tweeted about it. Her post mentioned that she was reviewing the toy for Babeland, which made me instantly jealous. I love everything about Babeland, and am sad all the time when I read about their amazing in-store events that are too far away from me. So I replied to her tweet with another tweet (this is getting so postmodern) about my jealousy. Being so cool, she sent me a private message on Twitter about how to review for Babeland, and a mere couple hours later, I was set up . . . read more