Wake-up Vibe on a pillow case patterned with breakfast foods.
...that you fashion your own Little Rooster out of Kit Kats and shove that down your pants. I wish I was kidding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_awub_2zUw The face you are unquestionably making as you watch that is the exact face I make when I think about alarm clock vibrators now. Anyway, just get...