I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc... Keep Reading
Progress is slow, yet quick. I’ve had this sex blogging gig long enough to have been around when the first... Keep Reading
October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On... Keep Reading
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone... Keep Reading
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of... Keep Reading
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea... Keep Reading
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a... Keep Reading
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:... Keep Reading
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased,... Keep Reading
I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest... Keep Reading
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me... Keep Reading
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,... Keep Reading
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of... Keep Reading
Tristan Taormino is obsessed with the butt. This is a known fact. But somehow it’s been four years since her original... Keep Reading
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really... Keep Reading
It’s almost 2012, so you (maybe) know what that means — it’s time for me to list my top and... Keep Reading