October 24, 2015 My secret shame: I am terrible at remembering to pack lube when I travel. And porn. On...
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
Yes, this is real life. Awesome silicone sex toy manufacturer Tantus has decided to make a limited run of three...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
I could’ve written a review for the njoy Pure Plugs before ever putting a single one in my ass. Of...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...
Wow! The response to my New decade, new butt plug giveaway was enormous! Thank you all for commenting, tweeting, blogging,...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
The first thing you should know about the Jollies / LuzArte Luna is that it is large: 6″ long and...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
There’s a little operation in Saint Paul, Minnesota, making the world a better place. Quietly, without fanfare, they’re making hand-poured silicone...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....