When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest...
...slightly shiny. I do have some gripes, though: there is a visible seam running down the middle of the toy, and several imperfections in the wood (a small rough patch, an odd circle interrupting the clean lines on the handle). Basically, it is not perfect, and I only point this...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
These kinds of emails are the best to receive: It’s time for another round of awkward question of the day:...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me...
The year is 2010. It’s a new decade, and you’re ready for a change. Your butt plug collection is paltry,...
There is nothing wrong with the Tantus Ryder. This is a butt plug that means business. It does its job...
Want a fantastical dildo in the shape of a unicorn horn or tentacle? This is your last chance. [Edit, years later:...
As my first stainless steel butt plug, it’s kinda funny that the njoy Pfun is meant, well, for the prostate...
After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
I already told you about my awesome plastic storage drawers, but y’all are creepers, so I figured you’d want to...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
Four motherfuckin’ years, my friends. That’s how long this blog has been chugging along. If you know me at all,...
The Nasstoys Ecstasy Rope is just what you always wanted: a pipe cleaner for your genitals. It is a long...
