May 17th, 2013 The boyfriend went to the convenience store for beer, and Survivor was downloading at a snails’ pace, so...
January 21st, 2012 After a nap with weird dreams, I got up at 10 p.m. and drank a Rockstar. Like...
I’m finally at a point where I can shell out the cash for a monthly porn DVD subscription. THIS IS...
July 1st, 2010 I have learned a lesson about lube bottles. Before use, always cautiously test to make sure the...
June 6th, 2010 Here’s a little secret for you: I’ve been jacking off to words lately. I know, blasphemy. I usually...
...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s After throwing my pen down and cursing a lot, I used the Fairy Mini Mini to get off. April 10th, 2010 I know I promised myself I wouldn’t masturbate while drunk again, but… the Maverick was here. So I watched a very baseball-themed and anal-oriented porno scene (my excuse:...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
