The tiniest tip ever to wiggle against my clit has morphed once again. It’s called the Zumio E, and it’s... Keep Reading
unnecessarily trademarked “technology”
Doesn’t matter if it’s actually innovative, since names like PowerPulse™, SenseTouch™, vibraMoove™, and TrueSonic™ just sound cooler.
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Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble... Keep Reading
You could almost hear the collective groan from the entire sex toy industry when LELO announced the Sona. After an... Keep Reading
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par... Keep Reading
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:... Keep Reading
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,... Keep Reading
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any... Keep Reading
I’ve seen a ton of presumptuous sex toy marketing in my day, but I’d never seen a sex toy that... Keep Reading
I think my boyfriend is going to break up with me over the LELO Ida. I can see it in... Keep Reading
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in... Keep Reading
