The other night, it took me a grand total of three toys to get off. I had to take a...
Anyway How’s Your Sex Life?
Tracking my sexual triumphs and tribulations, genital response and tastes. Musings, mostly, with a few pivotal sex toy reviews thrown in.
For details on specific masturbation experiences, flip through my Jack-off Journal.
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
...not uncomfortable and didn’t immediately want me to stop. When I eventually took my finger out of his ass, I felt far more optimistic than I ever have. As a finale, he fucked me with Mr. Man while I held the Hitachi on my clit. And yeah, I was happy....
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
We set up the Liberator Ramp and Wedge on the bed, then draped the Throw over it. It was a...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold,...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Last night, I squirted for the third time in my life. It was ridiculously easy to get there, knowing exactly...
You have come here wondering if the njoy Pure Wand is deserving of its legendary status. If this parenthesis-shaped pound...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn,...
It was a 30th birthday party unlike any other. The invitation read: Luxurious cuddles, siren’s songs, stroking, finger feeding, dancing,...
The line between friend and sexual partner became blurred, and yet both were able to coexist in my mind. When...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
We shivered in our seductive outfits. It was October, two days before my birthday, in a damp backyard. Party attendees...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...