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    The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.

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    Me holding the Lovehoney Flash and Doxy Don, demonstrating the way one moves much more visibly than the other (and thus is much rumblier).

    Buzzy vs. rumbly: the most important aspect of a vibrator

    A selection of toxic sex toys. They smell like beach balls.

    Your genitals deserve better: the case against toxic sex toys

    Epiphora’s best and worst sex toys of 2018

    September 2014: Ejaculate all over my leg and soaked through a towel from the njoy Pure Wand.

    How I know squirting is real (and also not pee)

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    Epiphora’s sex toy gift-giving guide

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    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    Where vibrators are born: my trip to Fun Factory in Bremen, Germany!

    The current state of Early to Bed in Chicago, with packing materials amidst dildo displays.

    Dildos in a pandemic: the sex toy industry and COVID-19

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    That time I came out to my entire high school

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Review: Royal Wizard

October 9, 2007
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head... Keep Reading
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Review: Sydnee’s Elegant Endeavor

November 2, 2007
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Corsar rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Corsar

November 26, 2007
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about... Keep Reading
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Review: Sally Seal

February 1, 2008
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes... Keep Reading
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Review: Turbo Glider

March 28, 2008
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die... Keep Reading
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Review: Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet

April 5, 2008
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes... Keep Reading
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Review: My Secret

April 15, 2008
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Delight rechargeable silicone G-spot vibrator
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Review: Delight

April 18, 2008
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I... Keep Reading
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Review: Her Perfect Fit

June 4, 2008
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at... Keep Reading
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Review: Tera Patrick’s Super Charged Magnum

July 31, 2008
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of... Keep Reading
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Review: Bgee

September 10, 2008
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft... Keep Reading
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Review: Crystal Candy G-Licious

September 15, 2008
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle... Keep Reading
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Review: Illusion Wand Rapture

October 3, 2008
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina.... Keep Reading
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Review: Gyrating Massager

October 20, 2008
When I saw this vibrator in its package for the first time, I gasped. It looked gargantuan. Huge. Dong-like. The... Keep Reading
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Review: Durex Play Vibrations Focus

October 20, 2008
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different... Keep Reading
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Review: Ride the Vibe

November 4, 2008
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a... Keep Reading
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