When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
The Evolved Lucky 11 is part of Evolved’s “Roulette” line. As such, it has a wheel embedded in its base...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
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The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
I’m not the type to chase adventure. Some people hop on roller coasters, travel to far-off lands, skydive out of...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...