It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
Time for a fact check. Illusion? No, I don’t think I was imagining that thing buzzing manically in my vagina....
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
When you’re a sex toy reviewer, certain toys can feel like a blessing from above. Mediocre masturbation sessions are par...
I finally get the Hitachi. I am now old and my vulva is grizzled, and I have come to a...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
Here’s a sentence only a sex toy freak would ever write: I’ve been waiting a long time for a company...
It’s a let-down, but not in the “my clit is screaming” way. Not in the “orgasm seems like an impassable river” way,...
The SenseVibe, much to my dismay, is not a fortune-telling sex toy. It can’t give you the weather forecast or...
Hello, hello, reigning champ of vibes! Pleased to meet you. I thought I never would, as I was always put...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
There’s a common piece of sex advice, an old sex educator adage usually aimed at people wanting to please vulvas:...
What is life if not a series of attempts at proving arrogant men wrong? I never wanted to have to...
The world of luxury rabbit vibes is not an expansive one. Fun Factory has some with varying degrees of success;...