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Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
There are still people making good decisions in this world. The reason I know this is because the Magic Wand...
Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
Things that I like: green toys, toys that look like ice cream. But I’ve tried one before, the Fun Factory...
Screaming O is not a high-end sex toy company, or at least they didn’t used to be. They’re more known...