In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
I feel bad for celebrities. You’ll never hear me say that again. But they got the Afterglow in their goodie bags at the Oscars,...
I have now formed a conditioned response whenever I hover over a link and see the URL indiegogo.com. It’s a...
I believe the texture on this toy is supposed to be swanky, but my friend says it reminds him of a...
I’m in love. Its name is the We-Vibe Dusk, and I’m using it all wrong. This toy is supposed to be a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
OhMiBod is commonly known as the sex toy company that makes music- and app-responsive vibrators, but their Lovelife line is a departure, and a valiant...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
If you like pushing around the skin on a wrinkly dog, you will love touching the Tenga Iroha vibrators. They...
I don’t know if you’ve heard: I love my LELO Mona 2. So much that I yell things like “THE MONA IS...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
Dude, man, guys, shit, dawg. Everyone loves the We-Vibe Tango. I’m totally late to the party. Then again, I was...
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Unreliable. That’s the word I’d use to describe the LELO Smart Wands. Not an adjective you want applied to any...
