The 1st thing I noticed about the Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong was his alluring scent. OMG, it reminded me of cherry...
If you didn’t get the chance to visit my site yesterday, this is what it looked like. With a .GIF,...
WARNING! Adult content ahead!!!!!! if u are offended by sex products do not scroll down! This is a review of...
Look, I had to top last year’s April Fool’s joke. And although perhaps you were less shocked this time, I...
Don’t crucify me, peeps, but I’m starting to get burnt out on reviewing sex toys. I know, I know! Of...
I cannot explain how excited I am right now, peeps. To finally be able to reveal a project Lorax and...
So, I pulled my most elaborate April Fool’s Day prank ever this year. A faux Indiegogo campaign, sketches of potential...
Being a niche blog, and one dedicated to something that a percentage of inhabitants of earth refuse to even talk...
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
Enjoy: bloopers from my April Fool’s Day video review: Watch on YouTube here. I had many ideas for April Fool’s Day...
Perhaps “tiny” is condescending. “Diminutive”? “Miniature”? “Wee”? I don’t want to be flippant or rude, but it’s an objective fact that these dildos are...
Time to come clean: my review of the tiny dildos was an April Fool’s joke. I think most of you...
Greetings, readers. This isss Boris speaking. I am the wrinkly grey cat from Instagrams, you know me. Hallo. Today is very...
April Fool’s Day has whizzed past us, and sadly for you, I have now wrestled back control of this blog and...
Feels like I’ve been waiting forever to tell you this and I’m nearly bursting at the seams. So I’m just...
The idea, like all the best ideas, came to me while I was stoned. Lying in bed, half-asleep, it just...