On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
When asking me to review the iVibe Massager iPhone app, the developer freely admitted to me — and I quote —...
I don’t know how to say this in a way that is pleasant, but that’s okay — I’ve never really...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
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Sometimes, even almighty sex toy reviewers make dumb mistakes. I made a huge one when I saw the Booty Parlor...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...
The Je Joue SaSi is a few years old now, but it’s still often touted as one of the most...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
When you arrive at the sex party and present the guests with your vibrating sex chair, you don’t exactly want...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
Genre: Edited-down threesomesDirector: Varies by sceneLength: 3 hours and 43 minutes on each disc, 7 hours and 26 minutes altogetherCast:...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
