I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
The premise alone led me to the Wake-Up Vibe. And the premise drove me away. I only tried it a handful...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
My rollercoaster ride with the OVO L1 Silicone Love Balls began one fateful afternoon in August. Days before, I’d sweated my ass off...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Monkey Spanker is so weird-looking that my boyfriend had to try it. The toy consists of a plastic handle,...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
