It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...
The .GIFs did me in. The mesmerizing, neverending .GIFs. I stared at them in a trance, focusing my attention on...
Why does Jimmyjane still exist? That’s mean. I know. I should delete that. I should write a new first sentence,...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
The Jimmyjane Little Chroma is a scam. Not like your “friend” emailing you in distress because they’re stranded in London....
In the past month, I’ve lost the ability to form full sentences. My fingers have forgotten how to type, settling only...
On the front of the package, a circle of orange spines say, “Try Me.” You feel them; they are glossy,...
I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
I wish the entirety of this review could just be the word no. Not even repeated for emphasis, not even in...
Genre: Lesbian, Feature Length: 98 minutes Cast: Harmony Rose, Monica Mayhem, Audrey Hollander, Gwen Summers, Holly Wellin, Jennifer Dark, Cameron...
Imagine a cat with its head tilted to the side in puzzlement. That is me whenever I use the LELO...
Soaring hope followed by crushing despair. That’s the LELO Lyla. The first ever rechargeable wireless egg, meant for insertion in...