Don’t ask me why I had to try a strap-on vibrator. I’m ashamed to admit that I ever thought it...
It freaks me out to imagine the questions sex toy shoppers of today must ask themselves. The landscape of options...
I don’t want to lead you on, so straight up: Ride the Vibe doesn’t work. I know. It has a...
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
The grapevine says that the Minerva cock ring by California Exotic is a pretty good cock ring. The grapevine is...
Me, masturbating: uh, don’t mind me, I’m just over here jamming this ugly-ass hairbrush-lookin’ thing against my vulva in a feeble...
The Jopen Vanity VR1 kegel balls have offended my vagina. Deeply. They are supposed to vibrate when squeezed. Oh, in my hand...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
Lovehoney sure likes to keep secrets from me. First it was the Sqweel, and now the ominously-named Rock Box, which I...
There’s only so much you can say about a $20 plastic vibrator, and so I won’t say much. The Waterproof...
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic...
The only clue I had to the Lovehoney Sqweel was a cryptic yet enticing website with a swirly icon on it....
I needed gloves to wear for my product videos. The Erotique Sheer Lace Gloves looked fairly cute. They’re black, lacy,...
You might stumble across the Lovehoney Mini Magic Wand while shopping for the legendary Mystic Wand and think to yourself, “oh! It’s 30%...
I’ve never thought strapless strap-on dildos were the second coming of Christ. Let’s start there. I have my Joque harness,...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
