I’m starting a tradition, peeps! Every year around this time, I’m gonna make a list of my top and bottom toys for the year, and...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common knowledge, clueless as that may...
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the monetization of adult content. At...
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn, held a vibe to my...
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that smelled like a new shower...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own hundreds of...
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist hedonism. I’ve been reaching for...
Most of my summer was spent in the throes of buying a house, an experience that was completely new to me. As a person who earns...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again, with yet another news source...
Ahhh, yearly traditions! As 2012 comes to a close (how did that happen, though, seriously?!), the time has come for me to recount my most loved...
Me + Sandra from SheVibe + a hotel room with vulvaesque wallpaper + a phone camera + wine = this rollicking good time of a...
Before we give the middle finger to 2018, please come along with me on a romp through the year in my life and sex toys!...
If all your favorite sex toys had to be made from the same material, what would it be and why? Oh god! Impossible! My first...
I’ve been on the search for a gold silicone dildo for a while and I can’t seem to find one. I just wanna pretend I’m...
I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest someone do if they did?...
2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got verified on Twitter (a longtime...
