I was wondering if you’ve ever had an allergic reaction to any of your toys, or what you might suggest someone do if they did?...
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the toy has to...
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words, popularized by bloggers and educators...
So I was interviewed for a piece about female ejaculation/squirting for Fusion recently. The article finally went live, and lo and behold, I’m not mentioned at all...
2017 was a landmark year for this old blog. I commemorated an entire decade of blogging about sex toys, got verified on Twitter (a longtime...
What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find out all my strange productivity...
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have to say about their product...
What made you choose the pseudonym “Epiphora”? I put too much thought into it, but I’m glad I did. I wanted something literary, and I...
Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a sex blogging class, I fell...
2016 has been a trying, infuriating, exhausting year, and it seems trivial to jump straight to sex toys without acknowledging that. But this is also...
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you. I got emotional about what...
There is no rulebook for writing sex toy reviews, but any longtime reviewer will tell you that there are definite amateur mistakes, mistakes that make...
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again, with yet another news source...
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own hundreds of...
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the monetization of adult content. At...
Since rabbits fit everyone so differently, I’m wondering if you could tell me how far your clit is from your vaginal opening? OKAY, WORLD, I...















