Oh hey, remember 2014? It was the year I was a guest on Sex Out Loud Radio, I taught a sex blogging class, I fell... Keep Reading
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist hedonism. I’ve been reaching for... Keep Reading
It’s a simple but horrifying question. Are we, as reviewers, protected from companies that may not like what we have to say about their product... Keep Reading
Less than a month ago we were attacked by headlines screaming that the G-spot doesn’t exist, and here we are again, with yet another news source... Keep Reading
What’s that, you say? You wanna be a badass sex blogger and pay the bills? Uncover my blogging secrets? Find out all my strange productivity... Keep Reading
“Buzzy” and “rumbly” are words you’re bound to encounter if you spend any time in sex toy circles. These words, popularized by bloggers and educators... Keep Reading
Can you squirt with something inside you or do you have to pull it out? In most instances, with most toys, the toy has to... Keep Reading
What made you choose the pseudonym “Epiphora”? I put too much thought into it, but I’m glad I did. I wanted something literary, and I... Keep Reading
What a year 2015 was! I showed my face on the internet and subsequently used it to prank all of you. I got emotional about what... Keep Reading
A few weeks ago, I dusted the literal dust off a 2″-thick hunk of stainless steel, put on some porn, held a vibe to my... Keep Reading
If you ask me, sex toys are way better gifts than socks or body wash. Now I may be biased, considering I own hundreds of... Keep Reading
I first wrote this post on June 26, 2013, when Blogger changed its content policy in order to prohibit the monetization of adult content. At... Keep Reading
If all your favorite sex toys had to be made from the same material, what would it be and why? Oh god! Impossible! My first... Keep Reading
I’m starting a tradition, peeps! Every year around this time, I’m gonna make a list of my top and bottom toys for the year, and... Keep Reading
There’s a glimmer of recognition that crosses someone’s face when I ask, “have you ever encountered a sex toy that smelled like a new shower... Keep Reading
Perusing the sex toy exhibitor booths at AVN, turning on and off strange vibrators from no-name companies, one word kept flittering into my mind: buzzy. Ugh,... Keep Reading
