I was hoping to do a whole series of these for the holiday season, but schoolwork won out. Nonetheless, I...
It’s been snowing like mad out here, and my Christmas festivities have been delayed for a few days. Today was...
I suppose I have never divulged the fact that I really, really, really want to work at a sex shop....
You know, I didn’t expect to make friends doing this. When I started this blog in fall of 2007, I...
I’m at my desk, watching porn, jacking off, while my boyfriend reads in bed. Well, he reads for about 5...
I emailed Tantus last week because someone bought stuff on their site through my affiliate link, but the sale didn’t...
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this....
Today, I am 27. I have come to expect very little from people over the years, but Ashley Manta took...
...I'm trying to get #DumpHimBuyAMona to catch on, but the fact of my Mona dying in the middle of a jack-off session is definitely A Thing I Tweet About. A Lot. Although my Mona has a run time of 2.5 hours, I forget to charge it in between sessions and then this happens: https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421914863602892800 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915483642667008 https://twitter.com/Epiphora/status/421915628958543872...
Kynan greets me at the airport with a bouquet of hand-drawn sex toys. Eleven toys, all of them my favorites,...
The cliché is true — it feels like just yesterday and like forever ago. This week marks 10 years since...
Hi, my name’s Epiphora, and I almost always need clitoral stimulation to have an orgasm. I thought this was common...
GAY BEACH GIRLFROND FUNTIMES SUPERBLORPS. That’s what our shared calendar said. We planned the trip on a whim: several nights...
Fun Factory has been a trailblazer in the sex toy industry since their inception. They utilized silicone from the get-go,...
The party would change my life, but I didn’t know it yet. I went to the wrong house at first....
The pandemic has been a whole new time of giving-zero-fucks, and for me that’s looked like a sort of survivalist...