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Review: Royal Wizard

October 9, 2007
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head... Keep Reading
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Review: Sydnee’s Elegant Endeavor

November 2, 2007
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with... Keep Reading
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Review: O’My lube

November 13, 2007
I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I have tested quite a few at sex toy... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Corsar rechargeable vibrator
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Review: Corsar

November 26, 2007
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about... Keep Reading
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Review: Cum On My Tattoo

December 10, 2007
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real... Keep Reading
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Review: Chemistry Vol. 3

January 16, 2008
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold... Keep Reading
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Review: Sally Seal

February 1, 2008
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes... Keep Reading
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Review: Gold Ribbed Love Wand

March 11, 2008
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about... Keep Reading
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Review: Turbo Glider

March 28, 2008
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die... Keep Reading
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Review: Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet

April 5, 2008
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes... Keep Reading
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Review: My Secret

April 15, 2008
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad... Keep Reading
Fun Factory Delight rechargeable silicone G-spot vibrator
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Review: Delight

April 18, 2008
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I... Keep Reading
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Review: Her Perfect Fit

June 4, 2008
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at... Keep Reading
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Review: Buddy

July 4, 2008
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the... Keep Reading
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Review: Silicone Slims Self Satisfier

July 27, 2008
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower... Keep Reading
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Review: Tera Patrick’s Super Charged Magnum

July 31, 2008
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of... Keep Reading
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