The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with...
I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I have tested quite a few at sex toy...
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes...
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of...
