[This toy has been discontinued. Browse the rabbits tag for more reviews of dual vibes.] The Royal Wizard from California Exotic... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
[This has been discontinued. Want an inexpensive but effective plastic vibe? Try the Turbo Glider.] I never thought of masturbation as... Keep Reading
[You may be able order this lube on Amazon.] I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although... Keep Reading
[This has been discontinued, but check out Fun Factory’s current mini vibes.] Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I... Keep Reading
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real... Keep Reading
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold... Keep Reading
[You may be able order this toy on Amazon, although it has been discontinued.] There’s no denying the cute factor... Keep Reading
[This dildo is no longer available, but I’ve found a similar glass dildo I love even more: the Crystal Delights Star... Keep Reading
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die... Keep Reading
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes... Keep Reading
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad... Keep Reading
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I... Keep Reading
[You may be able order this toy on Amazon, although I think has been discontinued.] A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman... Keep Reading
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the... Keep Reading
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower... Keep Reading
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of... Keep Reading
