Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Featured reviews
Some of favorite toys, and me gushing over them (pun intended).
The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an...
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it...
I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I...
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find...
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I...
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal....
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should...
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an...
This is one case in which I will permit the use of...
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get...
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position...
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright...
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink...
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the...









































