The Royal Wizard from California Exotic Novelties has an intriguing shape and an interesting texture; it has a slightly curved head... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I never thought of masturbation as “elegant,” nor have I ever described it as an “endeavor.” Perhaps if my experience with... Keep Reading
I have only owned one bottle of lube in my life (although I have tested quite a few at sex toy... Keep Reading
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about... Keep Reading
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real... Keep Reading
Um, can Tristan Taormino make one of these per year until I die? I dare say she’s found the gold... Keep Reading
There’s no denying the cute factor of the Fun Factory Sally Seal. While some people may think animal shaped vibes... Keep Reading
This dildo is dishwasher safe! I find that endlessly amusing. I should preface this review with a few tidbits about... Keep Reading
I stumbled upon the Turbo Glider whilst on the hunt for an inexpensive vibe that wouldn’t fall apart or die... Keep Reading
This is one case in which I will permit the use of the word “Xtreme.” Why? Because it actually describes... Keep Reading
Last fall, I had an aggravating experience with my bank. When I arrived back home and couldn’t shake my bad... Keep Reading
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I... Keep Reading
A somewhat bored-looking, lingerie-clad woman stares back at me from her position atop Her Perfect Fit. Three cute icons at... Keep Reading
Buddy came to me as if from outer space — sitting upright inside a plastic tube. A blurb on the... Keep Reading
First things first: this thing is unabashedly pink. No, not hot pink or magenta — I’m talking cutesy, baby shower... Keep Reading
I know packaging doesn’t matter, but sometimes I just can’t ignore the hilarity of it. Check out this piece of... Keep Reading
