I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing... Keep Reading
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital... Keep Reading
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s... Keep Reading
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote... Keep Reading
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,... Keep Reading
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me... Keep Reading
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an... Keep Reading
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain... Keep Reading
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially... Keep Reading
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting... Keep Reading
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,... Keep Reading
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,... Keep Reading
It was my glowing endorsement of the LELO Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job... Keep Reading
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the... Keep Reading
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug... Keep Reading
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my... Keep Reading
