I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are hot. And that Tristan Taormino has an amazing...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is known as an effective vibrator for all sorts of genital...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel achievable. You’re doing everything right, theoretically: the vibrator’s...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that works. In March of last year, I wrote...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The newest model on the shelves is the Tri-Phoria,...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex toy I’ve ever tried,” people have been asking me...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure industry and pompously acted like the first to...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave one away in my blogiversary blowout, to an...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s not the be-all-end-all of genitals. There are certain...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to seep into the consciousness of my readers. Especially...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the Eroscillator resulted in several of my readers lusting...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective Jack. Billed as a 2-in-1 packer and stroker,...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one. I acquired and reviewed mine just as Jollies,...
It was my glowing endorsement of the LELO Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle to get them. But beyond that, her job...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began, “I feel like only you can understand the...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t help it if it’s the best butt plug...
