Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
Featured reviews
Some of favorite toys, and me gushing over them (pun intended).
I mean, we all know that Dylan Ryan and Danny Wylde are...
The legendary Hitachi Magic Wand, with its robust vibrations and large head, is...
You’re mid-masturbation and you’ve forgotten what it’s like for orgasm to feel...
I think I’ve finally found a method for storing sex toys that...
They’ve figured us out, guys. THEY KNOW. People… actually… use… vibrators. The...
For years, literally, ever since I dubbed the Eroscillator “the best sex...
Lora DiCarlo, the “sex tech” start-up that vowed to revolutionize the pleasure...
Ah, the Tantus Alumina Motion. One of my favorite dildos. I gave...
As exciting as my vagina is to you people, I know it’s...
Usually it takes a bit of time for my screaming endorsements to...
I’m not surprised that my insanely extensive and enthusiastic review of the...
I squealed when I first heard about the New York Toy Collective...
The story of the Jollies Jollet is a long and strange one....
It was my glowing endorsement of the LELO Luna Beads that convinced Rachelle...
I knew I was in for something good because the email began,...
I am unabashed about my love for the NobEssence Romp. I can’t...









































