My first wooden dildo was the NobEssence Linger, a meager yet bulbous little thing with a finger hole. The NobEssence Allure is...
Sex Toy Reviews
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After my disappointing experience with California Exotic’s aluminum butt plugs, Metis Black (president of Tantus) offered to send me Tantus’s...
Tantus has long been known for its amazing pure silicone toys, but their new Alumina line of aluminum dildos is...
There are two surprising things about California Exotic’s Aluminum Mini butt plugs. First, uh, they’re made of aluminum, and since...
Je Joue, makers of the failtastic SaSi, attempt to make vag balls! In my head, that is the slogan for...
I knew I had to have the Astrovibe the moment I saw it. It did not matter what size it...
The Luxotiq Athena is a gorgeous and elegant double-ended dildo, with two different-sized ends. Both ends double as insertable and as...
Many a time, I stared at it longingly in the aisles of Bed, Bath, & Beyond. Among the as-seen-on-TV contraptions...
Bare With Me is a sex game, so unsurprisingly, the box is beyond ridiculous; it features a jungle scene with...
The Bswish Bcurious, which is quite humorously one letter away from being called the “Bicurious,” joins a small, tight-knit family...
It’s not every day you receive a postcard along with a sex toy. Along with a packet of materials explaining...
I have been, until now, a slave to the sink. After each session — sometimes right after, sometimes an hour...
There will be squirting, tons of it — onto faces, asses, assholes, sheets. There will be spitting, punching, smothering, choking....
When I began reviewing sex toys, my vagina was the biggest wimp. I was still a virgin, after all, and...
The Better Sex Synergy Pleasure System, made by the Sinclair Institute, is all about pomp and bravado. It has a...
Let’s get one thing out of the way: I don’t like chocolate all that much. In small doses or in...