How do you improve on a truly fantastic G-spot dildo? Duh, you make it vibrate! Vibrations make everything infinitely better,...
Sex Toy Reviews
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I have tried many dildos that hit my G-spot with varying degrees of accuracy and sensation. Some stimulate it very...
I like adorable names. Short, pithy names that aren’t “So-and-So Pornstar’s Pleasure Stick,” etc. I like velvety plastic. It’s soft...
Genre: BisexualDirector: Ed “Twinkle-Toes” Hunter (hey, that’s what it says on the cover…)Length: 2 hours, 33 minutes Cast: Nicole, Rick,...
Wipe the stars from your eyes. Dash your dreams. Give up all hope. It sounds perfect on paper: a beautiful...
The Fun Factory Big Boss is seriously orange. Across the room, day-glo, Manic Panic, atomic, toxic waste orange. Of course,...
So Billy Castro, hottie extraordinaire of Bordello and Speakeasy, now has his own film. It’s called Billy Castro Does the...
The Ophoria Bliss 8 is not kidding around. It is not joking. It is not pulling your leg, nor is...
Nobody can argue that Bloomy isn’t cute. It’s freaking adorable, in fact. Cute designs are definitely Fun Factory’s forte. The...
Before this dildo, I’d never owned anything from Don Wands. But I know their company name, because they are makers...
It’s okay. You can be wary of the Bswish Bnaughty Unleashed. I was too. And sadly, having tried it now,...
Sheets of rain were coming down outside. It was about 7:30 p.m., completely dark, and I assumed it was too...
I’m going to resist the urge to refer to the LELO Bob as though it were male. It is going...
When I saw the Fun Factory Boosty for the first time, I murmured, “I need it in my soul.” 80% of...
My history with butt plugs has not been especially eventful, nor has it been particularly blissful. My first plug was...
This shall excite you: Bordello is basically Clue porn. There is a murder, a selection of murder weapons, and a...