There are a lot of vibrators in the world, but few that charge via USB. That’s why I wanted the...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
It’s only February, and the Jopen Key Comet G Wand has a very good chance of being the best sex toy I...
Bloggers created a wave of hysteria following the release of the Jopen Key Comet G Wand. “It effortlessly strokes the...
Writing this review feels like a bit of a sham. Eon McKai‘s Content is meant to speak for itself —...
Corsar is my first 100% silicone toy, and I have to say, I am delighted. I’ve heard all the gushing about...
It sounds wrong to say “my Cry Baby is dead.” But it’s true. Now, I did not drop my Cry...
The Crystal Candy G-Licious came in a transparent plastic box that looked like it belonged in the little girls’ aisle...
It’s tiny! A year ago, my vagina would’ve rejoiced in the size of this dildo. But now, I see a...
You may or may not be asking yourself, how can one go wrong with a sex toy shaped exactly like Taco...
Cum On My Tattoo has the base formula for what I find hot: sexy alternative girls with tattoos and real...
This sex toy is everything I hate. Cutesy. Twee. Pink. Girly. Symbolic. I want to chuck it into a river. So why am...
The Fun Factory Curve is a curly 100% silicone dildo that is not ashamed of its adorableness. It’s made of a...
One night, as I was preparing to jack off, I decided I had to have the Tantus Cush O2. I...
It seems that aluminum is the new “it” material. At first glance, however, the Dai Do #4 doesn’t appear to...
I’ve never told you much about my labia, but I guess now’s as good a time as any. I’d describe my...
Sometimes companies surprise you. When Dame hit the scene with their zealously-crowdfunded initial effort, the “hands-free” labia-clinging Eva, I pegged...