You always remember your first. And I’m proud to say that the LELO Ella is mine — the first toy to...
Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
As many of you know, I am practically married to my Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet. Although it is a quite...
You know those butt-ugly animals, like hairless cats and shivery Chinese Cresteds, that instinctively disgust you — until you fall...
I’m on edge, watching my every move. Like the first day on a new job. Like the feds are after...
I always wondered why nobody tried to really shrink the Hitachi Magic Wand. That thing is unwieldy as fuck —...
It’s been a little while since I crowned the Fairy Mini Mini better than the Hitachi in almost every way,...
A while back, after I learned to squirt, I pleaded for someone, anyone, to buy me a Liberator Fascinator Throw....
Genre: LesbianDirector: Mike QuasarLength: 2 hours, 7 minutesCast: Jana Jordan, Sophia Santi, Erin Avery, Georgia Jones, Sochee Mala, Kimberly Kane,...
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd...
My boyfriend is probably the only dude on the planet who, upon hearing the question “do you want a Fleshlight?”,...
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the...
I’ve been reviewing sex toys for over two years now, so it’s high time I tried some mothafuggin’ anal beads....
It is now quite nearly a fact: my boyfriend likes his Fleshlights plain. His first Fleshlight remains his unbeatable favorite because the...
It’s the tweezers! The tooth! The chopsticks! Or… the rabbit ears, if you want to be boring. It’s the Jimmyjane...
Bless Jimmyjane’s little hearts; they really are trying. They’re trying so hard to create innovative toys, but they keep promising...
I know what you’re thinking. After such distressing trysts with Jimmyjane’s Form 6, Form 2, and Form 3, why the...