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Sex Toy Reviews
The bread and butter of this blog: sex toy reviews! Want to browse my reviews in a different way? Check out my Toybox, consult my list of tags, or jump to the worst stuff I’ve tried or my favorites.
I’ve been dreading writing this review. I’ve been putting it off. I’ve been typing and deleting, trying to form sentences...
My fanaticism for menstrual cups borders on religious. I’ve been using them almost exclusively for about 4 years now, and...
Nobody wants to know how the njoy Fun Wand is. Everyone just wants to know how the Fun Wand compares to...
I confess, I used to store my toys in a cardboard box. This was back when I only had a...
It pays to be on the computer 24/7, and to have Twitter updates popping up in the corner of my...
I’m just going to have to admit defeat with this one. The Nexus G-Rider is too much for my butt....
I promptly asked for the biggest size available, because of course I did. That was my mistake. The dildo comes, of course,...
The first thing I noticed about the Fun Factory G-Twist was that it was quite large. The second thing I...
There are some failtastic sex toys that I keep around simply so I can lug them out in the future...
My clit is a pretty sensitive creature. You’re going to need to know this going in. Take notes for the...
I can’t prove it — unless Google Talk instant message logs count as evidence — but I had this idea...
Those who remember the wrath I unleashed on the Nomi Tang Better than Chocolate may be surprised that I was...
Recently, I’ve been caught up in a passionate love and squirting affair with Ella, LELO’s pure silicone double-ended dildo with...
The Gigi used to be one of LELO’s flagship toys. A true fan favorite. The kind of toy people would keep...
Girls Girls Girls II is an ’80s-inspired porno directed by the fabulous Joanna Angel. There is no plotline, just discrete scenes,...