I’ve been longing to try a glass butt plug for a while now. Which is not to say I’m a...
Sex Toy Reviews
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The Liberator Décor Fascinator Throw is my third Liberator Throw. That tells you a lot, right there. I now have...
It’s hard to describe Liberator shapes to people. The word “shape” doesn’t exactly evoke much, so sometimes you have to resort...
I feel like I have been waiting a zillion years to get my hands on the Delight. The moment I...
It’s all fun and games until someone’s vag vibrates off. The Pop Tops Deluxe G-Spotter is my first ever Hitachi...
Well, folks, the time has come — I’ve found a NobEssence toy that doesn’t work with my body. But it’s...
The Diva Cup is the greatest thing I’ve put in my vagina that has not resulted in orgasm. Whenever I use...
I should start with an apology, because when this line of sex toys came out, I mocked it. “Hahahahaha Doc...
Contrary to popular belief, I can be sweet-talked. Start by sending me a nice, gracious email. Acknowledge the work I do in...
Put it on my clit. Now. That’s what ran through my head the first time I held the Doxy Don,...
While I do own quite a few glass dildos at this juncture, I don’t have any that look quite like...
I’ve finally become jaded. After a plethora of impressive glass toys, my standards for glass have been raised quite a...
I can now say that I own a vibrator engraved with my name. Or, I should say, engraved with the...
My boyfriend and I are big fans of Durex condoms. When we started having sex, we tried a few different...
I’ve had the Tantus Echo on my wishlist for a long, long time, ever since it lost in my mental choice...
I don’t normally have sexual dreams, but I’ve had dreams about the njoy Eleven. They were always incredible jack-off sessions...